Unix - Having Fun With Unix Commands

List of some actual "funny" responses from Unix when you mis-enter "appropriate" commands.

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$ cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
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$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
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$ rm God
rm: God nonexistent
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$ art God
ar: God does not exist
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$ ar r God
ar: creating God
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$ make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
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$ sleep computer
bad character
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$ got a light?
No match.
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$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
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$ !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
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$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
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