Jokes - Thirteen Ways to Crank your wife !

13 --- Ways to make your wife crask out !

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Calif. and mine is in Texas.
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3. I take my wife everywhere.but she keeps finding her way back.
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4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
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5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
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7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."
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8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
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9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling " Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"
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10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
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11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
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13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"
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