French Riots - Furore Over OUTSOURCING - The latest news on French Riots.

French Riots - Furore Over OUTSOURCING - The latest news on French Riots.

France is burning.The poor rioted a few backs and now the students and the labour class are on the streets lighting up the Paris sky line like never before.The French Government seems to lack little ideas about how to control such riots.(Somebody please tell them, protesting is as difficult a art as french Kiss)

The news is my folks - The French government has contacted the Indian Outsourcing industry to enquire about officially outsourcing the riots to Ind!a , the nation of a thousand rebellions.Cheers....

The Indian Outsourcing Commitee has not officialy confirmed this news.Boo.....

However The French Interior security ministry has strongly suggested for on open bid across all developing countries for the Riots Outsourcing Contract(ROC).But Laxmi Mittal has strongly suggested that the french should opt for the tried and tested Indian Model of outsourcing. It is rumoured in fact that he has offered to pull away from the hostile bid for French steel giant Arcelor if France offers this contract to Ind!a.Cheers......


On the Indian sides however competetion is hotting up among the top competitors for the contract.Several State governments are offering sops to the French Riots Committe to come and see their folks rioting.But the strongest contender seems to be Bihar, as claimed by "billu Bihari" who officialy organises all riots and clashes in Bihar.But there are other strong contenders. From Mumbai-Underworld 'munna bhai' , "Big Momma" from Chennai and a million other small towns in Ind!a. Bangalore on the other hand seems to be left behind except for some token 'Sons of Soil' protests by mannina maga Deve Gowda.

Anyway as the contenders and pretenders warm up with a few protests the french or any other country will be hard pressed to match the Indians in their riots and protests.The Indians promise to come up with a colorful but cheap ways of protesting.To know more just keep plugged into this blog...

Au revoir!!!! Have Fun...Life is too serious.




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