Reservation in the hell too...

"O Yama, the lord of death, I am thankful to you for taking my life and bringing me up here. O Yama, please accept me atleast in the hell if not in the heaven. I have grown sick of all these reservations on earth." This is what I said when I met Yama, the lord of death and look at the reply that I received...

"O child let me ask Mr. Chithra Gupta. He is the one who decides whether you go to heaven or to hell."
"Hey Chithra Gupta, can you please go through your records and tell me whether this child should go to hell or heaven?"

After some time and going through thousands of pages that was recorded about me and considering much more cases Chithra Gupta whispered something in Yama's ear. And after few moments of silence and deep thinking Yama said

"Dear child I am sorry you were very good in your childhood days and were everyone's favourite but as you grew up you had given pain to others and were involved in many crimes. You had fought against the government for the cancellation of the reservation quota system back in India for the OBCs and SC/STs. Because of this the other category people got killed by these RQ men and women. That was the biggest mistake of your life and ya shall be severly punished for this. You will be put into hell, but, it is not right now as the quota for you intelligent and hard-working people is over for this year and you shall be considered with high priority for the next year's. Now you go back to earth and send those people who have influenced even Devathas to implement the quota system in here. I love them very much and shall want to meet them soon..." I was hit on the head and sent back here, to earth, to suffer more...

Why the hell all this happens in India, in the GODS's country. Why dont people understand that by implementing the reservation system they are digging their own grave - by not improvising and making themselves remain backward for centuries to come... Men and Women from India please understand that by reservation, you will not get any respect. If you ask for concessions in the fees, then we are ready but if you are dumb and still want to get into the best colleges then @#$% ^&*

THOUGHT OF THE DAY 27/04/2006.

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Experience at Dell call-center

The Way Technology Exasperates People .

AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man
was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "Send" key.

Yet another, Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid." The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses ..... shouldn't be taken personally.

A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents He
told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find
printer." The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face
the printer -- but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.

An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get
her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was
plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the
power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens."
The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.

Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What power switch?"

Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk, I couldn't even fit it in." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" implied to- remove Disk 1 first.

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows."
The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a
good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window
and his printer is working fine."

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY 25/04/2006

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Questions And Answer.

A famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote below answer and topped the exam!

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987 ESSAY QUESTION
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer: This is courage .

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